Who says that TV is not educational? I hardly ever watch it and I can name 10 things that I will take with me for life, stored in my brain to be spit out….all because I vegged on the couch watching the tube. So here you go kids. Sorry it's been a while since my last posting.
10 Things I learned while watching TV last night:
1. Steve Madden was in jail for 3 years for stock fraud. (wow, really? Still…great shoe ideas, except for those black ones that Jonathan thought were 'sexy' that don't so much like my feet).
2. Doctors are not suppose to be emotionally attached to their patients...even when they played that cute girl in Hope Floats but now plays a girl who's backside looks like the scary sister Rachel from Pet Semetary…still does not qualify you to give 300,000 bones anomously out of the 8.7 million that your hella cute fiance left you.
3. Kissing a cute younger guy can be a lot of fun, especially when he was that nerdy macaroni and cheese eating fool from The Wedding Planner.
4. The History Channel taught me all about illegal drugs last night. Where they came from and when, who uses them, and allllllllll the trouble you can get into for partaking in them, but it was always pointed out that they are supposidly very entertaining.
5. In the statement 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll'….the 'drug' that Chas Jankel (learned the writer's name on Wikipedia) was refering to was LSD.
6. Eva Longoria loves to have color color color….mostly red. AND she has a hair stylist, a makeup stylist (who was kinda scary), and a fashion stylist (with no hair and always sports big sunglasses) who call themselves 'Team Eva'.
7. There was a guy in the east somewhere who killed his girlfriend's parents and drank their blood kinda like a margartia.
8. Jada Smith usually picks out Will Smith's outfits. Sometimes she gives him a choice, but he usually sits patiently on the bed while she showers, anxiously awaiting her choice of outfit for the evening....I had a doll like that when I was younger.
9. The reason a condom wrapper is so hard to open is so the woman has a last shot to back out of the forthcoming act if she so desires.
10. Honey Wheat Tortillas with some turkey in them are a very tasty (and healthy) brainfood snack when you are watching mad doses of TV and worring about the wedding dress fitting o' so snug.
Inspiration for this list: The Style Network, The History Channel, Seinfeld, Grey's Anatomy
10 Things I learned while watching TV last night:
1. Steve Madden was in jail for 3 years for stock fraud. (wow, really? Still…great shoe ideas, except for those black ones that Jonathan thought were 'sexy' that don't so much like my feet).
2. Doctors are not suppose to be emotionally attached to their patients...even when they played that cute girl in Hope Floats but now plays a girl who's backside looks like the scary sister Rachel from Pet Semetary…still does not qualify you to give 300,000 bones anomously out of the 8.7 million that your hella cute fiance left you.
3. Kissing a cute younger guy can be a lot of fun, especially when he was that nerdy macaroni and cheese eating fool from The Wedding Planner.
4. The History Channel taught me all about illegal drugs last night. Where they came from and when, who uses them, and allllllllll the trouble you can get into for partaking in them, but it was always pointed out that they are supposidly very entertaining.
5. In the statement 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll'….the 'drug' that Chas Jankel (learned the writer's name on Wikipedia) was refering to was LSD.
6. Eva Longoria loves to have color color color….mostly red. AND she has a hair stylist, a makeup stylist (who was kinda scary), and a fashion stylist (with no hair and always sports big sunglasses) who call themselves 'Team Eva'.
7. There was a guy in the east somewhere who killed his girlfriend's parents and drank their blood kinda like a margartia.
8. Jada Smith usually picks out Will Smith's outfits. Sometimes she gives him a choice, but he usually sits patiently on the bed while she showers, anxiously awaiting her choice of outfit for the evening....I had a doll like that when I was younger.
9. The reason a condom wrapper is so hard to open is so the woman has a last shot to back out of the forthcoming act if she so desires.
10. Honey Wheat Tortillas with some turkey in them are a very tasty (and healthy) brainfood snack when you are watching mad doses of TV and worring about the wedding dress fitting o' so snug.
Inspiration for this list: The Style Network, The History Channel, Seinfeld, Grey's Anatomy
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